“Time. Time doesn't pass. The passage of time is an illusion. And life is the magician.”

“People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.”

“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.”

“Software is eating the world.”

“The best way to predict the future is to invent it.”

“Code is like humor. When you have to explain it, it's bad.”

“Move fast and break things.”

“The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor.”

“First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.”

“I am not a great programmer; I am just a good programmer with great habits.”